February 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
“Woodstock is the great American orgy. This is who the Democratic Party has...”
– Rick Santorum.
This is how out of touch Santorum is with the rest of America: He’s talking about Woodstock and using phrases like “sexual freedom” and “great American orgy” like those are bad things.
Honestly, I’m still thinking about it. “Great American orgy”? Sounds awesome! It’s great, it’s...
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Three Hours Later...
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queen-of-contradiction:
Do you ever see someone you used to be good friends with and wonder how the hell you ever respected them?
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“I’d say, ‘I’m sorry,’ but it wouldn’t mean shit.”
– Wavves, “Idiot” (from King of the Beach)
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Time for a Good Night's Sleep.
In the mean time, if you’re interested, shoot me a question/comment/et cetera in my ask thing: http://naturalharmonic.tumblr.com/ask/
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flus-tra-ted [fluhs-trey-tid] adjective 1. A state of both agitated confusion and dissatisfaction: “Don’t mind Frank. He’s just flustrated about a lot of things.”
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themadspencer:
Someone said they didn’t think Jenna Marbles was funny (via-tumblr)
So I told them they need Jesus.
Halleluyerr
It’s true. He did.
Unfortunately, Jesus told me that Jenna Marbles is a concubine, not a saint.
So, some bad advice there, broski. Swing and a miss.
Praise B the Jebus.
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Jenna Marbles Isn't Funny.
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Straight women: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Gay guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Straight guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Lesbians: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Neil Patrick Harris: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
“Unlike the Earth, we’re intelligent, and we can actually manage things.”
– Rick Santorum, during a campaign stop in Ohio, criticizing liberals and environmentalists that he believes are putting “Earth above man.”
Santorum made similiar comments during a recent campaign stop in Colorado, in early February, where the candidate was quoted as saying, “we were put on this...
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Jesus Fucking Christ.
Shut up, the both of you.
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unpopular opinion
aliciafarina:
reblogging an image of something sad won’t fix the situation. care about curing cancer? walk for the cause, donate to charity, volunteer at a hospital. upset about poverty? work at a soup kitchen, donate your old clothing, organize a can drive. being active in your community will fix problems, not reblogging a photo. advocacy counts but action is better.
Not that I’ve done...
